Blogmanship: Hostmanship and Blogwomanship

In the final extract from our serialisation of Blogmanship (available to buy here), Noseybonk looks at some special cases, including the most Blogmanlike positions to take on every topic, and women and blogging...     Je t’aime… moi non plus Baudelaire, Fleurs du mal (1857)     Hostmanship The blogman owner of the blog on which debate occurs ... Read More...

Blogmanship: Advanced Techniques

In the fourth extract from our serialisation of Blogmanship (available to buy here), Noseybonk looks at some of the advanced techniques of winning internet arguments, including a methodology for squirming out of argyments you have clearly lost... “Gras-tyme is doon, my fodder is now forage.” Chaucer – The Canterbury Tales, The Reeve’s ... Read More...

Blogmanship: The Blogman’s Toolbox

Continuing our serialisation of the new handbook – The Theory and Practice of  Blogmanship – or How To Win Arguments On The Internet Without Really Knowing What You Are Talking About (available as an eBook from Amazon or as a PDF here.)  In this second extract, Noseybonk moves on to the ... Read More...

Noseybonk 12: Tinker Tailor Soldier Bonk

[The story so far… Alain de Botton has failed to persuade the Adult Contemporary sing-songwriters to build him his own international airport. Ed Balls is trying to 'squash' all of his rivals but particularly Ed Milliband. Meanwhile, Chakrabati and Bidisha, chief minions of sinister mirror-licking mastermind Julian Assange, have captured elusive poet ... Read More...

Noseybonk 10: Julian Assange at his toilet

[The story so far… Ed Balls is determined to 'squash' his rival Ed Milliband; Boris Johnson's Latvian Nanny is on the trail of the Black Rabbit; Art Garfunkel and Elton John have been plagiarising Alain de Botton's Tweets; and Rod Lidl, attempting to rescue elusive poet Grayson Ellis from a ... Read More...