[The story so far… Ed Balls is determined to 'squash' his rival Ed Milliband; Boris Johnson's Latvian Nanny is on the trail of the Black Rabbit; Art Garfunkel and Elton John have been plagiarising Alain de Botton's Tweets; and Rod Lidl has been given an anonymous tip-off regarding the whereabouts of elusive poet ... Read More...
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[The story so far… Elusive poet Grayson Ellis is at the bottom of a well in the shadow of Titterstone Clee, following a failed assassination attempt by Tom Paulin; Rod Lidl has been contacted by an anonymous mutual enemy of deranged academic Slavoj Zizek, and Boris Johnson's Nanny is still on the trail ... Read More...
[The story so far… Slavoj Zizek has defeated Rod Lidl in an exclusive interview and, along with Messiah White, has joined Tom Paulin's Real GEAS, paramilitary wing of the Grayson Ellis Appreciation Society. Art Garfunkel has written an Adult Contemporary hit by plagiarising Alain de Botton's Tweets, and Boris Johnson's Nanny ... Read More...
[The story so far… Art Garfunkel has plagiarised Alain de Botton's tweets in order to write Adult Contemporary hits; Ed Balls has vowed to 'squash' Ed Miliband...] Tap tap tap Tap tap tap. What is that determined tapping? Tap tap tap go the elegant fingers of Nina, loyal housekeeper to the Mayor ... Read More...
[The story so far… Boris has been haunted by the Black Rabbit; Slavoj Zizek has defeated Rod Lidl in an exclusive interview; Grayson Ellis is more elusive than ever. So elusive, in fact, that he doesn't even appear in this episode...] The G writes a song Across the face of this sad ... Read More...
[The story so far… Messiah White and Slavoj Zizek have failed to gain the attention of Grayson Ellis, while Ed Balls has failed in an attempt to improve his unpopularity with Rod Lidl by appearing on Celebrity Total Wipeout…] The Shtick and the Black Rabbit “A-rumpeta rumpeta rumpeta, down the stairs he ... Read More...
[The story so far...The Liberal Guilt Society has held its annual conference, with Ed Balls, being medically incapable of feeling shame, the only prospective Labour leader who failed to make an appearance... ] Balls on The Balls Noseybonk is in Buenos Aires, flat underwater, grinfully glaring up through translucent cobalt waters at ... Read More...
[The story so far...Ed Balls has failed to break into Rod Lidl's Top 5 Most Irritating Politicians list; Messiah White has applied for membership of The Spiked Armadillo; and Slavoj Zizek is still sending deranged analyses of Grayson Ellis's poetry to Janice Moor] The 2010 Liberal Guilt Society Conference Feeling frisky, Noseybonk this week swung ... Read More...
Every fortnight, the Dark Side of The Dabbler Disappointed Balls As the walrus wallows and flops in its salty seaweed bed, so Mr Balls sploshed in his bath, luxurious rolls of bellyblubber ripening red in the tub. His tummy was a humpy lump island in a bubbly green sea. Gravely he raised ... Read More...
