Gef the Talking Mongoose

Nige discovers something rather strange of the Isle of Man... So there I was, reading - for reasons that now escape me - the Wikipedia entry on the defunct BBC magazine The Listener, when I stumbled on something that made me rub my eyes in disbelief. I quote:  The first editor, Richard ... Read More...

Sour milk, chocolate and ginger cake

Got some horrible old milk in your fridge? Just turn it into something lovely!... There’s something smugly pleasing about turning an inedible lump of food waste that was destined for the bin into a slab of tasty sponge cake. Albeit, only smugly pleasing if I ignore the fact that I allowed ... Read More...

Dabbler Diary – Ventolin High

In the sports hall a thin middle-aged man called Richard was hopping up and down on one leg while holding his arms out to twist an imaginary steering wheel. Before him, an unruly row of four-year olds enthusiastically tried to copy, with mixed results. And seated behind the children was ... Read More...

Wolfe+585, Senior

  It's a good thing that the majority of today's weird Wikipedia article is copy and pasted, as there is not a chance that I would have been able to type this story out manually... Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr. (Wolfe+585, Senior) was the short name of a Philadelphian typesetter, who held the ... Read More...

Crutched Friars

This week Frank goes for a walk in London... The other day I was walking through the City of London and as I turned on to Crutched Friars I almost collided with a friar on crutches. “Oi! Watch where you’re going!” he shouted. “I do beg your pardon,” I said, for I am ... Read More...

Beginning to See the Light

Douglas muses on life, death and the meaning of Lou Reed ... You might have mistaken the cars out the window for lumps of sugar. A series of winter storms had come down from the Gulf of Alaska and dropped enough snow on Seattle to enforce a five-day hibernation. Queen Anne ... Read More...

Bibliophile or Bibliomaniac?

Forced to move house, Daniel was facing the dreaded prospect of a book clearout. Luckily he managed to find a novel solution... This week I have been moving house, as my landlord decided to sell the building I was living in. It’s been a major pain in the neck, especially as ... Read More...