Bird Psychology Diagrams

Hitchcock showed unequivocally that birds are the enemy, making it all the more important to know their ways... For many years I used to wake up screaming, having had nightmares in which the apocalyptic vision at the end of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds came true. I took these terrors to be ... Read More...

Far Away Places

This week Mr Slang is banished to Gobbler's Knob... We moved last week. Approximately 50 m. One side of the block to the other. So not far but still we moved and it meant a change of address – possibly harder for the recipient to absorb since all that has altered ... Read More...

The Terrible Wisdom of the Glyptodon

What a drunken satyr, a grotesquely inflated armadillo and a parachuting nonagenarian have to tell us about not just our death, but everyone's... Wisdom is proverbially reticent. The wise need to be eked from their crabby shells; we are, perhaps rightly, suspicious of philosophical or rhetorical fluency. In a story related in ... Read More...

Dabbler Heroes: Fred Astaire

Nige pays tribute to the greatest dancer... Fred Astaire - especially when dancing with Ginger Rogers - is (and I admit to a sizeable blind spot in the area marked Dance) almost the only dancer I can watch with that rush of aesthetic pleasure, the tingle at the nape of the ... Read More...

Viv Richards: A Meeting with the King

Jon Hotten meets his cricketing hero and finds himself saying exactly the one thing he had been determined not to say... When he went to the ring, he was often smiling. He knew that when the heavyweight champion of the world defended his title, it was a solemn moment, but he ... Read More...

Brief Encounters

Quintessential Mahlerman this week: four exemplary unions of music and film... A few weeks ago I took a sideways look at plagiarism in movie scores, going on to name the guilty men and sit them on the naughty-step. But a much easier route has always been available to film producers when ... Read More...