Blurb adjective inflation

Nige ponders the ever-spiralling hyperbole of book blurbs... Recently I reread Lolita, probably for the fifth or sixth time - it never palls, only grows richer and more wonderful with each reading, the sure sign of a great, rather than merely good, book. The copy was my battered old Penguin, dating from 1980 (in ... Read More...

The Cow-Pat School

Mahlerman celebrates a quartet of great English composers once dismissively described as the 'cow-pat school'... My default position when asked, as I am from time to time, how one 'gets into' serious music, is to suggest tuning in to Classic FM. I don't tune in myself however, as I don't like music ... Read More...

Cinder toffee

Glue your jaws shut with a traditional Bonfire Night treat. Honeycomb, yellow man, sponge toffee, hokey pokey, puff candy, the middle of a Crunchie Bar – cinder toffee goes under many names but there’s no mistaking it. The glossy, golden outside that snaps open to reveal bubbles of caramel-coloured sugar makes ... Read More...

Frank’ll Fix It

In this sad week for showbiz, Frank announces the launch of an exciting new venture... Though it is unseemly to rejoice at someone's death, I must admit that I beamed with glee when I heard the news that Sir Jimmy Savile had shuffled off this mortal coil. For shuffling off alongside ... Read More...