Discerning readers from across the globe are invited to join the exclusive society of excellent persons known as the LEAGUE OF DABBLERS.
For the trifling sum of £30 per annum, you will be entitled to join the LEAGUE OF DABBLERS and will receive:
- A splendid, signed certificate – officially decreeing that you are a Dabbler, and therefore entitled to win all arguments whether Political, Philosophical or Domestic in nature.
- A limited edition Dabbler-branded Glencairn whisky glass – exclusively for League of Dabbler members, not available anywhere else, and posted to your door (see below). Includes overseas readers.
- A free PDF version of Noseybonk’s Guide to Blogmanship (if you’ve already bought a PDF we’ll happily refund your £2 on request. Amazon eBooks cannot be refunded)
- Free books – we will set aside some review copies of Dabbler Book Club monthly books for League members, hugely increasing your chance of winning a copy
- Invitations to Dabbler events, where you’ll get the chance to consume free booze and food, and meet fellow Dabblers
- Priority in special competitions, giveaways, discounts and anything else we think of
- The knowledge that you will be supporting the finest site on the web, and the good wishes of the Dabblers
Do I have to pay more not to get the certificate?
And didn’t I have that stuff already?
Gosh, I do love being a miserable old bugger sometimes.
Yes if you want to donate more we can definitely not send you the certificate.
30 quid, guv’ner? Cor, blimey.
It is a very exclusive club, like the Groucho. Only much much cheaper. And less exclusive.
Unfortunately I’ve just shelled out all my hard-earned on an iPad2… btw, is there an app for this?
What a curiously spendid idea.
Freudian slip – splendid!
I am enjoying having a sip (could it be a Freudian sip?) in my tasting and nosing glass, which I would recommend to all and sundry. Even though the Resident Wise Woman says it’s not big enough for my nose…
Does the Glencairn Whiskey glass come empty or full?
Done.
Welcome aboard, Skip.
Is there any way to pay this quite reasonable fee besides getting a PayPal account? I hate PayPal, have avoided it like the plague, and would really rather not open an account now?
What do you think we are, David, a business?
David:
What is so off-putting about PayPal? Okay, other than the name, that is.
I have it set up to charge a credit card I would have used anyway, except that PP lets me sidestep entering all the administrivia.
Used in conjunction with a security program like 1Password, it is as bulletproof as anything this mortal coil can provide, save taxes and death.