Perhaps the more sporty Dabblers will have already heard of this naughty footballing fellow? I wonder whether this type of caper could still possibly happen in this day and age of the internet?
Ali Dia was a footballer who played one game for the English FA Premier League club Southampton in the 1990’s after falsely claiming to be a cousin of Liberian international George Weah.
After a playing career at the lower levels in France and Germany, and having already had failed trials at Port Vale, Gillingham, and Bournemouth, Dia joined non-league club Blyth Spartans, where he made only one substitute appearance – on 9 November 1996 in a Northern Premier League game against Boston United.
Days later, Dia was signed by Southampton manager Graeme Souness, after Souness received a phone call purporting to be from Liberian international and former FIFA World Player of the Year, George Weah. “Weah” told Souness that Dia was his cousin, had played for Paris Saint-Germain, and had played 13 times for his country. None of this was actually true, and the phone call was made by a fellow university student of Dia’s to Souness, suggesting that he should give Dia a chance with Southampton. Souness was convinced, and signed Dia on a one-month contract.
Dia played just one game for Southampton, wearing the number 33 shirt, against Leeds United on 23 November 1996; he had originally been scheduled to play in a reserve team friendly against Arsenal, but the match was cancelled due to a waterlogged pitch. In the match against Leeds, he came on as a substitute for Matthew Le Tissier after 32 minutes, but was later substituted himself (for Ken Monkou) after playing for 53 minutes; Leeds won the match 2–0. Le Tissier said: “He ran around the pitch like Bambi on ice; it was very embarrassing to watch.”
Dia was released by Southampton two weeks into his contract. He briefly played for non-league Gateshead, before leaving in February 1997. Dia only played 8 games for the North East outfit, including scoring on his debut in a 5–0 win over Bath City.
He went on to study business at Northumbria University in Newcastle, graduating in 2001.
Dia has achieved a notorious status amongst English football fans for his lack of ability, and is regularly featured in lists of bad players or bad transfers. He was named at Number 1 in a list of “The 50 worst footballers” in The Times newspaper.
This appears to be a lazy direct plagiarisation of a wikipedia page.
– which is why I link directly to the page in the first word.
Sheridan Porter’s comment appears to be a lazy direct plagiarisation of that muppet from last week’s Wikiworm column.