Royal Wedding Tack

Roll up! Roll up! A royal wedding just wouldn't be a royal wedding without an avalanche of tat for simpletons to stockpile, so with great fanfare we present The Dabbler's guide to the most dispensible wedding mementos out there... First up, we have Royal Wedding Top Trumps -which might bring a ... Read More...

Sex and shopping

Brit was on the road the other day and, having arrived home safely, emailed to tell me - amongst other more admin-related things - how the WH Smiths at the motorway services was infested with single men. They were loitering around the magazine racks. Furtive, heads down, not making eye contact. I was ... Read More...

Shopping channelled

I used to regularly travel on business with a friend who would always take the opportunity to watch a shopping channel when we stayed in a hotel with cable or satellite TV (this was in the days when most British TVs only received the five channels). He was in awe of ... Read More...

Unsettled

I've seen two things in the last couple of weeks that have unsettled me. Not disturbed, just unsettled. One was the Cow Leg Trouser from our marvellous Retroprogressive feature. The other was this story about artisanal pencil sharpening: "With an electric pencil sharpener, a pencil is meat," Rees said. "It's this ... Read More...