Old Key’s Almanacke, MMXIV

We are honoured once again to publish Old Key's Almanacke, a series of unerringly accurate (as you will see from the last edition) predictions for the coming twelvemonth... January : Police swoop on all living octogenarian light entertainers not yet arrested under Operation Yewtree. February : Twitcher spots corncrake through binoculars. March : ... Read More...

A School Called Monkey

The time has surely come to give our schools much sillier names, argues Frank passionately... According to a report in the Guardian the other day, the following are the names of certain schools in South Africa. Official names, note, not nicknames: Thighs of a Virgin, At the Buttocks, Prison, Stab Him, His ... Read More...