Comments on: Give a Dog a Bone?

By: Gaw

Gaw — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:57:12 +0000

I assume “Darrin” is another product of his ingenious creativity? Nice one.

By: Doggy-Don’t « The Dabbler

Doggy-Don’t « The Dabbler — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 07:32:16 +0000

[...] yet again by in-house creativity, to wit Susan’s revelations vis-a-vis ‘Big Dawg’ parfum de chien, I tender slang’s firm hand on the [...]

By: George

George — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 02:33:10 +0000

That seems cruel to the dogs, given their obvious preference for ripe dead squirrel and such to roll in.

By: malty

malty — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:16:01 +0000

Can’t imagine you as the local postie Worm.

By: malty

malty — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:14:23 +0000

Susan, mentioned to our dogs that Harrods are offering a range of canine fragrances, Bailey was singularly unimpressed and feels that his George Saunders demeanor is all that is needed to seduce that big bitch at the Buccleuch hunt’s kennels. Kizzy, however, asks is it available as a roll on deodorant and will it be cheaper on Amazon.

By: Susan

Susan — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:38:28 +0000

Yes, Worm, trial and error is definitely the best way with Adobe – I’m just using the book to try and make sense of it all! Am currently trying to master digital fashion illustration (which demands great patience) and am also doing a course in magazine publishing.

By: Worm

Worm — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:45:24 +0000

Great new column Susan! And don’t get me started on man’s best friend, being in my line of work I have too many horror stories to mention regarding anthropomorphism gone mad!

My line of work also encompasses adobe creative suite – that’s quite an undertaking you’ve set yourself to learn it by using the book, it’s like a phone book! I just fiddle around with adobe and learn things by accident as I go along!

By: Susan

Susan — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:45:36 +0000

Malty, Harrods gifts for pets include a range of dog perfumes at £52.95 for a 56 ml bottle… There are four fragrances, including Big Dawg: ‘A aromatic medley of bergamot and neroli, with a touch, of lavender and musk creates this ideal scent for the sophisticated modern dog.’

By: malty

malty — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 10:10:25 +0000

Dogs are the new black Susan, Harrods are apparently flogging Bichons at £1700 per pooch. As the going rate is circa £600 this may be considered well into rip-off territory.
Reference the age old trouser conflict, “saw them in…..thought you might like them”, how can we males, mere mortals after all, refuse such largesse.
If only my tonsorial parlour, in Edinburgh’s Queen St, the dog-end of Queen St, could boast such a collection of avant-guard decoration, two prints of the castle and a signed photie of an obscure Hibs centre forward grace the walls with their presence. .