Aleister Crowley : And So To Bed

Happy Birthday, Aleister Crowley!…

Today is Aleister Crowley’s 137th birthday. To celebrate the great man, let us catch a glimpse of him in 1937, courtesy of Timothy D’Arch Smith’s bibliographical essay “The Books of the Beast” (1987):

On the eve of 21 December [1937], Crowley rounded up representatives of the white, black, brown, red, and yellow races – according to William Hickey’s column in the Daily Express the next day the black representative was a dancing-girl, the Indian a non-English speaking Bengali Muslim ‘who seemed rather puzzled by the whole business’ – and at the foot of Cleopatra’s needle at precisely 6.22 a.m. on 22 December as the sun moved into Capricorn, presented each with a copy of [The Book of the Law]. Acceptance was briefly delayed while Crowley made a short speech:

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. I Ankh-f-n-khonsu, the Priest of the Princes, present you, ______, as representative of your race, with the Book of the Law. It is the charter of Universal Freedom, for every man and woman in the world. Love is the law. Love under will.

Fra. N. , also present together with the Express journalist, named Freedland, recalls the occasion’s less spiritual aspects:

We dined together and proceeded to pub and café crawl until the Jew, Indian, Negro and Malayan had been collected. It was very hard keeping the party going until 6 a.m. . . It was one of the craziest evenings I have ever spent, and none of the people picked up knew each other.

Crowley’s diary is also light on religious significance:

Freedland – and even N.! – acted nobly. We collected the people of the 5 races, took them to the rooms of one Erskine, a terribly dull party, brightening when we got rid of most of them & started whisky. At Cleopatra’s Needle [Mercury, i.e. Wednesday] 6.22 a.m. I presented the 5 copies and made my magical utterance. And so to bed.

22 Dec. 37. Hangover v. bad.

Elsewhere in Mr D’Arch Smith’s essay, I was intrigued to note that Crowley had an – alas, unrealised – plan to issue a book accompanied by a box of sand, with some kind of divinatory pointy stick attached. I could not help wondering if the Great Beast must have been speaking to me through the mystic aether when, in 1989, I glued into all three hundred copies of Twitching & Shattered, my first paperback, a piece of sandpaper.

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4 thoughts on “Aleister Crowley : And So To Bed

  1. Brit
    October 12, 2012 at 13:25

    I absolutely love the idea of Crowley’s awkward multi-ethnic party, the representatives/tokens all sitting around feeling self-consciously Jewish or ‘yellow’.

    Would make a good Wes Anderson movie.

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    jonathan law
    October 15, 2012 at 19:02

    Of his birth in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, Crowley observes with his usual arch megalomania:

    “It has been remarked a strange coincidence that one small county should have given England her two greatest poets — for one must not forget Shakespeare (1550 [sic] -1616)”

    • Brit
      October 16, 2012 at 13:24

      Shake-who?

  3. Wormstir@gmail.com'
    Worm
    October 15, 2012 at 20:18

    Leamington Spa is a hotbed of devil worship

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