Some League of Dabblers members yesterday.
Little may you realise that beneath this wonderfully sleek and efficient shell, The Dabbler is manned by a rag tag group of desperadoes, frantically pulling levers and bits of string. We couldn’t kidnap and then ruthlessly exploit these people to their full potential without the fantastic support of a special group of people known only as The League of Dabblers. This mysterious group help fund The Dabbler by using our website to launder their international drug money, for which we are eternally grateful.
Safe in the knowledge that they are helping keep The Dabbler pottering along, our League are showered with gifts by a grateful team of editors, and have been known to be sent all sorts of books in the post.
For the trifling sum of £30 per annum, you will be entitled to join the LEAGUE OF DABBLERS and will receive:
- A splendid, signed certificate – officially decreeing that you are a Dabbler, and therefore entitled to win all arguments whether Political, Philosophical or Domestic in nature.
- A limited edition Dabbler-branded Glencairn whisky glass – available exclusively for League of Dabbler members, not available anywhere else, and posted to your door (see below)
- A free PDF version of Noseybonk’s Guide to Blogmanship(if you’ve already bought a PDF we’ll happily refund your £2 on request. Amazon eBooks cannot be refunded)
- Free books – we will set aside some review copies of Dabbler Book Club monthly books for League members, hugely increasing your chance of winning a copy
- Invitations to Dabbler events, where you’ll get the chance to consume free booze and food, and meet fellow Dabblers
- Priority in special competitions, giveaways, discounts and anything else we think of
- The knowledge that you will be supporting the finest site on the web, and the good wishes of the Dabblers
