Blogmanship: Hostmanship and Blogwomanship

In the final extract from our serialisation of Blogmanship (available to buy here), Noseybonk looks at some special cases, including the most Blogmanlike positions to take on every topic, and women and blogging...     Je t’aime… moi non plus Baudelaire, Fleurs du mal (1857)     Hostmanship The blogman owner of the blog on which debate occurs ... Read More...

Sensible Quiz Time!

It’s quiz time in Key’s Cupboard this week. Here are nine passages of sober and sensible prose from some of the most sober and sensible works of the middling years of the last century. Read them carefully and then, using skill, judgment, and Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies, match the passages ... Read More...

Listing from Port

Mr Slang invites us to join him in a glass of the blue stuff... O for a beaker full of the warm South Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene, With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, And purple-stained mouth Keats ‘Ode to a Nightingale’  (1819)  If Dabblers have a fault it is, I fear, refinement. ... Read More...

Blogmanship: Advanced Techniques

In the fourth extract from our serialisation of Blogmanship (available to buy here), Noseybonk looks at some of the advanced techniques of winning internet arguments, including a methodology for squirming out of argyments you have clearly lost... “Gras-tyme is doon, my fodder is now forage.” Chaucer – The Canterbury Tales, The Reeve’s ... Read More...

Salad days

The first warm rains have cracked summer open and, as we contemplate the liquid blue sky and ponder what it means for the weekend’s barbecue, we’re forced to contemplate the vexed issue of raw vegetables. Salads are generally an after-thought in the British kitchen. The standard offering is a condensation-heavy bag ... Read More...

Dabbler Heroes: Tim Goodman

I’ve never met Tim Goodman. I don’t know what he looks like [see above, Ed.]. I don’t know what he does most of the time. I don't know if that's his real name or a professional nom de plume. I don’t even know which country he lives in. Or if ... Read More...

Blogmanship: The Blogman’s Toolbox

Continuing our serialisation of the new handbook – The Theory and Practice of  Blogmanship – or How To Win Arguments On The Internet Without Really Knowing What You Are Talking About (available as an eBook from Amazon or as a PDF here.)  In this second extract, Noseybonk moves on to the ... Read More...

The dying world of Zoran Music

Yesterday, I had a glimpse into another world. It was afforded by a handful of remarkable works by Zoran Mušič in the Estorick Collection's latest exhibition (Double Portrait: Ida Barbarigo and Zoran Mušič, to 12th June). Large, figurative oil paintings, including portraits of the artist and his wife (above), they were executed ... Read More...